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Friday, February 22, 2008

I hate giving these things names so it`s Fred

I haven`t posted in like forever. Nothing interesting has happened until today when everybody thought it would be cool to piss me off , hurt my sides and embaress me.

1. On monday Conor started a rumor that I was having a baby. Yeah goo goo ga ga. I`m NOT by the way. So every time him,Jack, and Harry see me they say " Congraulations on the baby! Is it a boy or a girl?" So i run over and atempet to bet the crap out of them, which NEVER works. They just laugh and take the blows. THEN SAY IT 5 MINUTES LATER IT IS SO ANNOYING!!!

2. Adam vice-griped both my wrists in ONE hand ( he`s shorter than Erin and twice as skinny) and started TICKLING me. and i jammed my side against the door frame.

and finally the worst of all cuz it happened in gym today

3. We went to get badminton rackets out of the storage closet, Conor sneaks behind me and starts squeezing BOTH my sides so I couldn't`t move anywhere without hurting my self more until some one came out with a racket for him. it took them 5 freaking minutes to get a racket. I can`t move any where and the teachers giving us funny looks cuz she`s behind us so..uh..yeah it kinda looked wrong cuz he practically hugging me and she`s looking from behind. So from her point of view this is what it looked like: I know it`s not very neat:


I just realized u can`t really c what the teachers saying do here`s the dialog:
Teacher: "what are they doing?"
Students:"wtf"
Me: "HELP"
odd little note: rapeing me?
And everybody started saying my "baby" was his kid.
It is sooo not cuz I`m not having a baby.

1 comment:

rachel said...

yu have amazing artistic skills, not kidding =]

i voted on your thingy mc-bob.

1. you and a baby? youre obviously not because of your skinnyness. who would you ever think you would have one. you have crazy freinds =p

2. i think you should at least hurt them for being so um how to say it? stupid?

luve from am-er-rek-ah

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